Anão Upa

O conhecido rapper Calvin Broadus, ou Snoop "Doggy" Dogg, autor de "músicas" que ficaram para a história como "Bitch please", "Break a bitch til I die", "For all my niggaz & bitches" ou "Ain't no fun (if the homies can't have none)" está prestes a publicar o seu primeiro romance, intitulado "Love don't live here no more", que estará nas bancas em meados de Outubro.

Sempre na vanguarda da informação, e mesmo sujeitando-nos a um hollywoodesco mega-processo judicial, o Anão Upa deixa-lhes aqui, em absoluto exclusivo, os primeiros excertos deste romance.

It goes something like this:"Once upon a time there were Three Bitchas, yo, who lived together in a hideout of their own, back in the woods. Yo, one of them was a Little, Small, Wee Bitcha; and one was a Middle-sized Round-Assed Bitcha, and the other was a Great, Huge Muthafucka Bitcha. Each bottie shaker had a pot for their niggas, yo, a little pot for the Little, Small, Wee Bitcha, and a middle-sized pot for the Middle-sized Round-Assed Bitcha, and a great pot for the Great, Huge Muthafucka Bitcha. Yo, and each ho had a chair to sit their big asses in; a little chair for the Little, Small, Wee Bitcha; and a middle-sized chair for the Middle-sized Round-Assed Bitcha; and a great chair for the Great, Huge Muthafucka Bitcha, yo. And they each had a bed to get their parties going; a little bed for the Little, Small, Wee Bitcha; and a middle-sized bed for the Middle-sized Round-Assed Bitcha; and a great bed for the Great, Huge Muthafucka Bitcha. Yo! Real niggaz don't give a fuck."